Luke Carbis It’s more complicated than 42.

I need your help! If you were a butler… (or a computer)

I’m writing a program that uses bluetooth tell when you leave and enter the house. It includes an alarm to wake you up, and the ability to check the weather, the time, emails, and other things like that.

Here’s a list of things it is going to say so far – I want you to add to it! What would a butler say?

Good morning.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
The time is x:xx AM/PM.
Today is January x, 2009.
Right now it’s x degrees and fine outside.
It’s expected to reach a top of x degrees, and a low of x degrees today.
You have x items on your to-do list for today.
I’ll wake you again in x minutes.
Welcome home!
I hope you had a wonderful evening.
You have x unread emails.
While you were out, you had x visitors.
Rain is forecast for the next x days, why not consider doing a load of washing today?
It looks like it will be beautiful weather tonight. Perhaps dinner outside would be nice?
What a beautiful day it is today!
I love thunderstorms. But if it starts to get too close, you might want to consider turning me off!
Aah… Friday. Finally!
I hope you had a restful weekend.

Thanks.