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Cutlass

In preparation for a totally cool pirate party that I’m going to on Saturday, I bought myself a cutlass today.

It’s way cool – original Pirates of the Carribean toy (not some rip off). It makes noises when you swing it, and when you hit something with it, and it lights up and everything!

Other preparations include growing my facial hair, and considering wearing too much smudged eye-liner (just like good ‘ol Cap’n Jack Sparrow).