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Lucy

I met my neighbour on my left the other day. He was full of tattoos, and not very friendly. His name's Tony. I'm using his wireless internet.

I met my neighbour on my right today. Her name's Lucy. Yes! That's right! I know and live right next door to a REAL LIFE LUCY!

Lucy is a really cool name.

I interrupted Lucy playing World of Warcraft. She's a geek. I like her already.

I was wearing no shirt and fishermen pants when I met her. I think she was a little embarrassed admitting that she was playing WoW, but I told her that it's way cool.

But I think she was still embarrassed.

Anyway, she said I could use her washing machine if I wanted. She's really friendly and nice.

And yes – that's her actual front door in the picture.